[455] blah is a macaw
 -  i have this bird an its a macaw... an i sorta killed an my mom doesnt know bout it yet but idk wat to do... he stays in my room an i leave the blan...

[385] My total Mood always
 -  Im bored

[292] c
 -  I just made a confesion....I feel so much better now

[209] oops
 -  i spilt mascara on my carpet

[18] Here Boy
 -  My wife is away on a business trip. I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work...

[144] Wash your cup before drinking
 -  I went to visit a friend in college. Males could not leave the room unless with a female who lived in the dorm. At three in the morning I had to pe...

[156] Why flushing when...
 -  It was my freshman year in the dorms and I get bored easy. One day I was pooping and an idea came to me, why flush all that down when I could put i...

[16] So Now, I Pee For Him
 -   My wife and I discovered a large amount of Marijuana in our son's room. We confronted him about it and grounded him. I honestly don't see what...

[21] My neighbours car
 -  One night i was on the way back home after a night out and being a bit drunk i thought it would be a good idea to be sick on my neighbours car lmao...

[15] Get Off The Computer
 -   was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new ...